this is a journal

here are the first group of photos

Mon, 09 May 2005 12:03:24 GMT

Alright kids, here is the first group of photos from my London trip. I'll tell you the story of saturday night at Fabric later, but for now there are pictures:

Here is my emo sunset from the airplane

Very gloomy picture, but not quite emo caliber.

Ahhh, the first pint. Contrarty to popular belief, Guinness is more refreshing than orange juice at 11 in the morning

A picture of my flatmates taken by a bartender that was very pissed that she had to take a picture with about 8 different digital cameras. She intentionally made it blurry, is my theory.

In Chinatown, they spell it like it sounds

I'm in heavan

Sadly, the store had nothing to do with tits

Everyone in London loves Burberry!

Magic Mushrooms are legal in England. Oh fuck, I just realized that I'm typing on a cardboard box.

St. Georges doesn't look that great at 10 in the morning with a hangover

"George Bush's Dumbass Head on a string." They just love this guy everywhere! He's kine of like Michael Jackson.

Tokki San was telling me that his old Fook was getting a little loose

London cops love porn too!! (look closely)

London

Sun, 08 May 2005 13:40:27 GMT

I want to show everyone my pictures from London, and since alcohol serves as a sponge to soak up my motivation to send you the pictures separately I am going to use my live journal to show everyone the pics.

London is amazing and my flatmates are really cool. I have 9 people living with me, all of whom are really cool and drink somewhat excessively (the most important quality a person can have, in my opinion).

I also have a crazy story to tell you involving a young Pakistani real-estate mougl with a black American Express card, VIP at club fabric, liquid cocaine, free wallets, and free fragrances

get back to you later

holy shit

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 08:26:55 GMT

Alright I gotta say that im watching adult swim and some commercial thats just got on about 3 minutes ago and it pissed me the fuck off. It was for the temprupedic mattress shit and it said something about it being approved by the space program. What the fuck does the space program have to do with mattresses? There isn't any goddamn gravity in space, so what the hell is that supposed to mean. What a sack of shit!

what

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 17:00:14 GMT

whaddaya think?

or dis?

vaginas

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 12:37:28 GMT

Here I am again, sitting in my first period business computers class, not learning about bussiness or computers, and yet again i see no one with cojones. No one has big enough balls to dress up for anything. No one dressed up on haloween and no one is dressing retro today. Fuck you again if you dress up, and kudos to everyone that did. And Matzner would like me to say that he dressed up as the fonz, but he didnt put enough jel in his hair. And he says (Fonz accent on) Heeyyyyyyy (Fonz accent off). Don't you have anything from the 80's to wear?

heart on hehe

Thu, 30 Oct 2003 12:42:31 GMT

Its the day before haloween, and i'm in my first period and i was looking all around at the people coming to school and NO ONE is wearing a fucking costume. Am I embarresed about my tottally badass emo army outfit? No way. And is eric Matzner too embarresed to wear his giant heart that says "I have a heart on"? Fuck no. Will Lucy look like a slutty schoolgirl and look damn good doing it? Hell yes. But it really pisses me off that all of you pussies aren't wearing costumes. What the fuck is that? I know that you had some tottally badass costume idea but were feeling like a giant vagina so you dressed up in normal clothes. You all should have worn giant vaginas today beacause that is what you are. Giant stinking halloween spiritless vagina. Since when were all you fuckers too cool for halloween? Anyone who wasnt wearing a costume, you suck.

oh no

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 22:17:29 GMT

Lucy, the love of my life has gotten her liscense. Please, to all who read this, if you live in the pinecrest area stay off the sidewalk if you see a black 1999 GMC Envoy coming towards you. This has been a public service announcment.

ayse!

Sat, 30 Aug 2003 15:03:22 GMT

Seems like nowadays, about everyone on this fucking planet has a Livejournal. If you wanted me to find a small indian boy by the name of shamdili nakala who lives in a shack and doesnt even have running water, i could probably find him in a livejournal community trying to live up to the coolness standards of so called "hipsters".

On another note i heard of this Livejournal meetup day thing. And its at the disney of the emo world, starbucks. So many people have a Livejournal that next time the president is supposed to give the state of the union adress, hes going to tell the american people "I stayed up all night listening to melt bannana and looking at some pics on deviantart, so just check out the state of the union adress on my next update. American diplomacy can be solved like this "If you dont get rid of your nuclear arms I'm definetly not adding you to my friends list." Alliances can be seen like this "You see Tony Blair is cool, we monitor a community together, and im glad that some countries in south America listen to radiohead so we can accept him into our community for cool people only."

and i even have a livejournal. What the fuck.

As with the end of every livejournal, you (the reader) and me (the writer) are asking the same question: "what the fuck is he talking about?"

sucks

Tue, 26 Aug 2003 02:06:59 GMT

this sucks ass. Crazy dan is leaving and i have no more neighbor to come over my house and be boered. Lets all wish him luck at his new school. Hopefully he'll have super happy fun time with alberto hernandez. But think about this: do you really want crazy dan to build your rocket ship?

Tue, 05 Aug 2003 04:37:29 GMT

alright we are going to play a game, its called "is it real emo lyrics or just pages to decmeber?" you do the guessing:

Another day passes by.
Another attempt at love.
Remains unrequited.
Why do I even bother?
I should have learned from the past.
I am but a statue.
Impervious to love.
This punctured heart is mine.
Becomes a handful of dust.
Dust.
Hope has now wilted away.
Wilted. Along with these dreams.
That became emptiness.
A final exit becomes clear.
I am self destructive.
A product of this solitude.
I am riddled with shards.
One simple wish now dies.
Was my request so great?
Once again I drown in its denial.
Was it so complicated?
Once again.
I've been.
Spit upon.
Taken with a grain of salt.
My life is gone.

aa

Tue, 15 Jul 2003 21:41:51 GMT

what should I get for my birthday?

so

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 07:16:17 GMT

Ya so i went to poplife and I think that its the club for losers that cant dance. Like me.

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 07:03:12 GMT

lucy, you rock

Donuts

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 05:00:17 GMT

I noticed, after watching many episodes of the Simpsons, that homer loves donuts. And before you go "of course he liked donuts you fucking idiot" I have something to add. I have never seen a goddamn donut shop in springfield. There is the Kwik-e mart, the arcade, and even a local head shop, but where is the donut shop? Of course, I'm probably just being an idiot and there is a donut shop, but still I've never seen it. Tommorow Im going to Naples with My family and Lucy, and i Hope that there is a donut shop there or im gonna be pissed.

Sat, 14 Jun 2003 18:18:17 GMT

this is alex matzner posing as mike jewish. because i am also jewish- no not really, i just pretend i am when it is handy- crazy dan is a man whore- hew likes dick, so i cant fuck him. (although my poll wa sin his favor) mike jewish has a dick the size of a cell phone-

good day mate,

ohmygoditsalex

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Sun, 04 May 2003 06:34:09 GMT

...

i suggest you take this. Its actually kinda depressing

Sun, 27 Apr 2003 21:58:55 GMT

I scored a 78% on the "how miami are you? really?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

i suggest you take this. Its actually kinda depressing

Sun, 27 Apr 2003 21:58:54 GMT

I scored a 78% on the "how miami are you? really?" Quizie! What about you?</b>

people might act like babies, but really funny babies!!

Sat, 19 Apr 2003 16:24:46 GMT

Well i noticed that in the small, tightly-woven live journal community that i guess i have invouluntarily been a part of there has been a war going on. In light of that, i just wantedto say that I dont want to be part of it, so im not going to say anything, and justgo on talking shit like i usually do. So in light of this fact i would like to tell all of you about the greatest up and coming band that has ever been created. The band is called"Pages to December" and the lineup is Me (XBloodforwaterX) Bagley (name undecided) and charlie (name also undecided). Tyler might play guitar but Im not sure. So i think that im going to take the webspace that the people of livejournal have so generously provided to tell you how much we rock. First off are lyrics are the deepest shit that you will ever fucking hear. Listen to some of this genius shit that bagley wrote: fuck nevermind i lost it and dont feel like finding
it so nevermind. We rock so fucking hard that sonmeone called me up from LA and was like "dude! stop rocking so fucking hard it hurts my ears!" and im like "fuck you ill fly to LA and kick your ass! "Ya, my hardcoreness shut that bitch up. So, we are more or less a hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band and you all sohuld check us out. Hell ill just throw in some street punk in there for the fuck of it hell ya! we're streetpunk too! Okay not at all i just wanted to say that because i can. But since i started writing this update, tyler joined and then got kicked out of the band. There were actually a few reasons that tyler was not
allowed to continue his presence in this band. The first was that he definetly does not fit our image. Members of this band are only allowed to wear: shirts affiliated with any amazing emo bands that 12 or less people listen to (missles to october, macbeth, blood to simmer ((this band is so underground i just fucking made it up)) and other crap like that) or thrift store shirts. Now tyler was perfectly aware of our rigorus and completly practical standards when inducted in to the band. But one day, the fucking asshole has the nerve to show up for practice in a fucking shirt from urban outfitters!! The nerve of that asshole! our fanbase would obviously be insulted by this incrediby ballsy act of dickheadedness so we had to let him go. The real reason that we let him go was because he was too damn good. He kept
playing all this shit that was good enough to be taken seriously, so we just looked at him really confused and told him to get the hell out because he was making our heads hurt. We wish him good luck in his new band with Aaron from never in red, but rumor
has it that pages to december makes them look like baby food, so tyler is gonna need all the luck that he can get, because he wont be able to survive without pages to december and he knows it. Ya thats right tyler i fucking hate you you hurt my feelings
so much you big fat poopie faced meanie head. Next time i see you im gonna beat your ass for abandoning pages to december which was your only chance for musical survival EVER. Sorry, Im getting carried away, but pages to december will live on
because we are the most amazing hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band to ever grace the hardcore/emo/grindcore/melodic punk/indie rock/progressive techno band stage. PAGES TO DECEMBER!!!

-the silence is broken, with this unspoken truth!!!! PAGES TO DECEMBER
--page 3

crazy

Tue, 15 Apr 2003 15:13:47 GMT

thank god im not crazy

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

jinkies

Thu, 10 Apr 2003 15:13:21 GMT

shyyyt. All you emo kids were way cooler as punk rockers

and one final thing

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 10:01:54 GMT

One more thing, this shit is depressing as hell. If i wanted to be depressed, id talk to crazy dan about his sex life, i dont needa pay 18 bucks for a CD.

just in case

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 09:55:43 GMT

and if you didnt catch the sarcasm, cursive still fucking sucks

i love cursive!!

Thu, 03 Apr 2003 09:51:20 GMT

this may be the shortest entry i have every written, but this was really bothering me. You see i was just watching the new AFI video and it got me thinking. It got me thinking that maybe one day every decent punk band happened to all be hanging out at one of thier houses and the guy from AFI goes "hey i got a great idea!" and then the guy from face to face goes "dude shut the fuck up i just had an awsome idea too!!" and then the guys from less than jake, guttermouth, and no use for a name look at eat other with really puzzled faces and say "wow thats crazy did we all just have the same idea?!?!" and the guy from SUM41 says "i think so my friends" and then mark from guttermouth decides to go "alright here's my idea! lets put out some tottally kick ass albums, but after a while lets just suck!" and everybody looks around and goes "holy shit that might be crazy enough to work. And from then on all bands suck.

This is my horrible attempt at humor, but if you think about it every band that was once good just decided to suck horribly bad until the end of time.

But there is more to this story, hearing the death throes of punk music the members of cursive make another decision that will effect music for at least 2 years. The guitarist goes "shit being a badass and actually having lyrics with substance isnt cool anymore" and the chellosit goes "im a huge dyke!!" and after an akward silence the bassist goes "umm ya so anyways... your right we cant do that shit anymore. I got a nifty idea though, how about we do the opposite of being a badass and writing lyrics with substance that actually talk about something, lets be huge pussies and write lyrics that dont make any sense, but we can pass of as deeper and having MORE substance than punk" and the singer (who might be the guitarist too, i dont give a fuck) goes "heres an idea for a song 'the night has fallen down the staircase, and i for one have felt its breeze'" and the drummer goes "thats fucking brilliant! Hello rock stardom!" and then the other guitarist goes "and if someone doesnt get our stupid ass lyrics that we pull out of our ass/write when we are high, then we just tell them that its above their level and that they are stupid or shallow or something" and then the chelloist goes "and how bout i wear ugly as clothes on purpose, have ugly ass hair and play half of a chello, making me not look a fucking idiot, but like an intellectual for playing an instrument that isnt guitar." they all nod in agreement and continue to get drunk with bright eyes while he makes bracelets and necklaces out of umbelical cords and feces

War is hell, but getting lots of oil sure is fun!!

Sat, 29 Mar 2003 08:57:50 GMT

At the moment, we are fighting a war. This war is for "peace". This war is for "Iraq Freedom". But what is it really about? Do you think that it has to do with American arrogance? Hell no! Anyone who thinks that America is a stupid ass pinko commie motherfucker!! Look at the French? They are a bunch of pussies right? Hell ya! Only pussies dont fight a war that the majority of their people dont agree with! I mean, shit, 400,000 people protested in paris, but they are just being silly! France shouldnt listen to those hippie fucks!! Wait they still arent dropping the bombs? Pussiess!!! I mean cmon, what's it called again when people dont agree with something and the government doesnt support it? Oh ya that democracy crap that everyone has been talking about! But of course, real democracy isnt really like that, real Democracy is where you go around and fuck people up when they are evil-doers that pose no immedeate threat to us! Hell ya! But thank god people dont die in wars! Because imagine if we went into a war unprovoked and people actually DIDED! man that would suck some huge dick! It must be really hard for the 1 person in congress to send his son to war. But at least that one person along with the rest of our troops are supported by 46 countries! I mean who needs the UN when you got Pauala, a countrys too small to see on most maps and barely the size of two major cities put together, and lets not forget those other countries that support our troops with a harty pat on the back and a GOOD LUCK. Real support would be troops, but our forces dont care about troops! All they need is moral support, because a newfound sense of confidence that you arent fighting a senseless war will save you from that missle being lauched at their FUCKING NUTS. Gee those members of the billionares club (congress) and all of their friends tottally forgot about the 4 TRILLION dollars worth of oil! All of Bush and his billionare buddies who he gave that nifty tax cut to (that didnt benifit the other 99% of the country) sure will be surprised when they stumble all over that black gold, but i guess that they'll just keep on walking to pass out food to the starving iraqi people. And thank god Bush told Saddam to not burn the oilfields that he says "are a great source of wealth for the Iraqi people", because after the war, when Iraqi people are a little short of dough they'll go drill some oil and sell it, right after they SCOOP DRINKING WATER OUT OF A FUCKING PUDDLE. If you havent guessed I think that bush is an imperialstic fuck that shits on everyone that disagrees with him because he just dont fuckin care, hes got the big guns. Fuck you Bush, I hope you suck napoleons cock in hell. I hope he can explain to a teary eyed sibling of an army officer that its okay that her brother died, because shell be able to fill up her excursion for cheap. But i forgot, there is no victor in war, and there are no spoils, just a bunch of happy little tan people in iraq.